Escape from hell!!
They tried to gas us to death today!!!
I knew it all along, the physics practical exam was just a decoy...they wanted me. They lured me into the gas chamber (physics lab) and isolated me in an adjoining room saying that the apparatus was brand new there. They gave me an exeriment which i could not say no to, because i had already done it thrice. They also put a few more people in the room just to make it look authentic. To top it all they had no teachers there, so we were having a bit of fun, when they GASSED the room. It was slow poisoning. For three hours we were in the room inhaling the gas without suspecting anything. I had a headache but dismissed it as a effect of waking up too early. But then came the first casualty...
This girl was quietly looking into the travelling microscope a few feet away when she started shaking and fell off the chair, microscope and all. She fainted! The alarm was raised and there were people jumping and running about. The proffessors looked very concerned (but it was all a fake, i know). Before I could ask her what happened, she was promptly taken away...
The other guy started whining about how he thought he might faint too and left the room screaming! Paddy was there too, he felt so sick that he had to leave the hall without finishing his exam...They tried to cover up saying that it was a gas leak from the chemistry lab! Huh!
I think they did not expect so many collateral damages, so they sent someone to pretend to fix up the pipeline. But i could see through all their plans. I couldnt let them get the better of me, so i finished all my experiments with a splitting headache and left the lab with a swagger (bond style!). Take that you scheming bastards!!
Seriously, someone could have been badly poisoned today...they should have better safety measures.
I hope the girl survived.
Oh! after that, i took a painkiller and went to the book fair!!
posted by The Absolutist @ 11:54 PM
17 Comments:
they have a location on u man..those damn satellites!..ur cover's blown!
shit you're right! need a new cover...suggest...
Oh wow! That's so bloody weird! How could they allow that? Uff, English portish, khali mental suffocation hoto....
but how exciting...will you still get all the marks?
i knew it! i kneeew it! ta ra tara tarara... i'm gonna get to the bottom of this. there is another twist: the girl who fainted has not been heard from since yesterday...i sent sms, no reply...all the evidence is being wiped out. The HOD is probably in hiding, planning the next strike...i have 13 days to figure this one out b4 i go to college again...hmmm...
Wow... DAMN...
maybe next time they'll succeed *crosses fingers*
you wish...
Gairik, if you knew there was a gas leak in the college infrastructure ,then WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT IGNITE IT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU COULD'VE BEEN OUR SAVIOUR ,YOU COULD'VE BEEN A SOMEONE. AND WHEN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAAAYYY.. AND WHEN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAAAYYY....
PS: i dig the radio a lot, fast music matches with the scrolling effect on the side?? nice nice ;)
major Bling Bling stuff on blogspot.com never seen a radio blog b4.
kudos to you ;)
Ahem no, ku DOS is not a newer version of DOS,silly!
NOooooo i spoke to soon, each new page i open of your blog (say the comments page opens in a fresh page, its playing a different song which creates a horrid confusion.(two or three different songs playing together)
ok i am on your blog for two hours, its sooo conviniant to have someone else choose the playlist.Hmm is this one of your "decoys" to lure non bloggers ?? no! i am hooked :O
ok audio bitrate is soo low makes it more like an authentic radio :)
like that too.
radioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi have gone radio gaga !still listning to it, its 2.30 a.m.!
CHILL DUDE!!! its just a radio!
is rajiv gairik's lover?
whaat?:O no way! let some loony truck driver run me over if i am!
naah, hate him actually ;)n, absolutely hate his blog aswell
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But love the radio ;)
oh and isnt A-list your Wrapper frnd gairik? hello boss, do you have a cool black SUV? i mean you aint no shit rapper till you got one....
it doesnt matter if you can read,
it doesnt matter if you can sing,
it doesn matter if you can rhyme...
True Rapper =lotsa bling bling, a few expensive cars,but it aint complete without, you guessed it- a few black SUV s! (hmm i think the ford endevour is your only salvation here in India!)
hmm y am i telling you all this, cause none of my frnds are buying one,damn i just have to try one!get one sucker ;)
you definitely have one thing going though ,ticking off ppl risking your probabilty of getting shot.... hmmm
oh! puhhleeeezzz!
lol..rajiv is definitely a bcom student...
like i said.....shot
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